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We all know the stands of Ford Field are going to look like this on Sunday:

There is NO CHANCE IN HELL Lions - Browns is going to sell out by 1 PM Thursday.
NO. CHANCE. IN. HELL.
A matchup of of 1-8 teams isn't exactly must see football. More like must avoid.
It's a scientific fact the Lions won't have more than 35,000 asses (I not going to use the word "fans", as I think Browns partisans will be in the majority) in the seats Sunday...though we know the numbers will be padded as the actual attendance will be considerably lower than the announced actual tickets sold.
All of which is why this headline in The Oakland Press' Detroit Lions blog had me in hysterics.
Blackout a possibility
A possibility? A POSSIBILITY?
A sellout is just as possible as Scott Mitchell being elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. It's as possible as Wayne Fontes being considered one of the greatest football minds of the 20th century. It's as possible as the Lions playing in the Super Bowl while William Clay Ford owns the team.
Sure, it could happen. But the odds are as infinitesimal as infinity squared. Twice.
Start making other plans for Sunday, folks. Because you aren't going to see the Lions on CBS.
I guarantee it.
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