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Free agent linebacker Rocky Boiman, who got his start in the NFL playing for Jim Schwartz from 2002-05 with the Titans, and has bounced around the NFL as a backup linebacker-special teams player ever since, is expected to sign with the Lions today.

I'm sure you're asking, "So the Lions signed a 30 year old depth linebacker. What's the big deal?"

The big deal?

Rocky is a Ginger Kid.

Rocky Boiman

A GINGER! AHHHHHH!

You know what they say about Ginger Kids...

Ginger kid army

Rocky Boiman, Satan's linebacker